Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Bo Didley-The Man.


ACCORDING to Bo Diddley, he and he alone is the one true father of the devil's own music, rock'n'roll. What's more, he'll fight his corner with anyone who doubts his word for a second.

Rock history has it that three musicians - Chuck Berry, Little Richard and Bo Diddley - were the holy trinity who were there from the start, in the early 1950s. "Where'd you get that from?" challenges the testy 78-year-old rock legend from his home in Gainesville, Florida. "Is it because Little Richard been running his mouth?"

Diddley insists that the other two are pretenders to the throne. "My record was released six months ahead of Chuck Berry."

Berry confirms in his autobiography that Diddley was already signed to Chess Records in Chicago when he delivered his demo tape to Leonard Chess. "Little Richard came two or three years later, along with Elvis Presley. In other words, I was the first dude out there," Diddley says.

Diddley was the most primitive of those early rock'n'rollers. His few hits in the 1950s and early '60s - Bo Diddley, Who Do You Love, Mona, Diddy Wah Diddy and Not Fade Away - remain the purest African-American rock'n'roll recorded.


He built his reputation on an unmistakeable primal signature beat (bomp-da-bomp da bomp-bomp) that over the years has been emulated by the likes of the Who (Magic Bus), the Smiths (How Soon Is Now?), the Strangeloves (I Want Candy), George Michael (Faith) and the Stooges (1969), to mention only a few.

That beat came by accident, explains the man known as the Originator, whose trademark instrument is a rectangular-bodied guitar nicknamed the Mean Machine. "I heard this song by cowboy singer Gene Autry called I Got Spurs That Jingle Jangle and I was trying to play it and I couldn't play it. I messed around and stumbled upon an extra note. That's where it came from. So I got me a drummer [Clifton James, who died last year] and it all started from there."

In the late '60s a whole generation of blues-loving British groups such as the Yardbirds, the Animals, Manfred Mann and, in particular, the Rolling Stones, took his devastating rock riff and songs to the bank - just as his stream of rhythm and blues hits dried up in the US.

Diddley was the first African-American to appear on The Ed Sullivan Show, in 1955. He was banned from further appearances when he defied Sullivan by singing his hit Bo Diddley instead of Tennessee Ernie Ford's song Sixteen Tons. Sullivan called him a coloured boy and Diddley thumped him.

In 1982 he appeared in the Dan Aykroyd-Eddie Murphy movie Trading Places. He has received numerous accolades, including induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1987. Hey! Bo Diddley, a three-part BBC documentary narrated by the Who's Roger Daltrey, was broadcast in Britain in January.

While Chuck Berry and Little Richard have long since given up touring and only rarely perform, Diddley is still going strong. "I ain't near 'bout through," he says.

As a result of an injury two years ago, when he broke two vertebrae in his back getting out of bed ("I'm OK, I'm not jumping around and doing karate kicks. They got me walkin'.") he now performs sitting down. "The diabetes has got me. I wanna warn you now, look after yourself. It's a mess. It's because of the junk I was eating."

Born Ellas Otha Bates in McComb, Mississippi, and later adopted by a sharecropping family who changed his name to Ellas B. McDaniel, he learned classical violin for 12 years. At the age of six he was taken to live in Chicago. He was given his first guitar by his sister and was reportedly inspired to become a musician by hearing the blues legend John Lee Hooker stomping his foot and moaning "boom boom boom".

He was nicknamed Bo Diddley by his classmates at grammar school in Chicago. "I haven't the slightest idea where it came from, my man. They just started calling me that." He incorporated the name, probably derived from southern black slang, into his early songs, such as his first double-sided 45, Bo Diddley/I'm A Man and Hey! Bo Diddley, Diddley Daddley and Bo Diddley's a Gunslinger.

Again, Diddley is quick to debunk any story that his style was influenced by the blues or blues players from Chicago. "No, I wasn't influenced by any of them," he declares. "If you notice, I don't sound like any of them. I knew what they were doin', man. I used to play on Maxwell Street, Chicago, with Muddy Waters and all those people. Make yourself $45 or $50 that'd sometimes keep the wolf from the door. But I had to create my own thing."

Another piece of rock'n'roll folklore bites the dust when I ask him if it's true that in September 1963 the Rolling Stones slept on the floor of his hotel room when they opened for him during their first British tour. "No, that didn't happen," he says abruptly. "Somebody wrote another lie, y'know. We worked on the same tour but they weren't in my room on the floor. I was the one who told them they've got something that's gonna last for years - and they're still here, heh heh heh!"

One of the reasons he is still touring after 50 years of music-making is that he needs the money. If he hadn't signed away all his Chess royalties and copyrights in the early '70s, he would be a rich man.

"I didn't get paid before I signed them away. I can't mention any names because I don't want to get dragged into court for sayin' something about somebody. I won't talk about that.

"I think it's a damned shame that I got ripped off like that. There were people back then who were ripping off a lot of people, because we trusted the guys. And they were a bunch of thieves and you couldn't do anything. I couldn't find a guy to be honest with me about the deals I made."

In 1979, at the invitation of Joe Strummer, a bitter Diddley opened several shows for the Clash on their US tour. According to legend, he insisted on being paid in cash every night before he went on stage. He refused to play classics such as Who Do You Love and Not Fade Away because he wasn't going to make somebody else rich.

"Somebody will have a heart and do the right thing by me one day," he says. "I wish somebody would make my mailbox look like there's footballs in it."


Saturday, March 17, 2007

Eddie Van Munster!

What the! Man,this is hard-core! What the hell happened to the Eddie Van Halen that I knew and grew up listening to?What is he 52,54? Shit,he makes the original gnarly ol' man of Rock,Keef Richards,look like a teenager! Damn,that's some bad shit!

Monday, March 05, 2007

"I Feel Like Liver Tonight,Like Liver Tonight!"

What the!...

Body parts mistakenly delivered to family's home

March 5, 2007 - 11:11AM

Two packages containing human body parts - including a liver and a partial head - and were delivered to a United States family home instead of a lab.

Officials say more than two dozen similar packages could be dispersed across the United States.

The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off at Franck and Ludivine Larmande's home by a driver who thought the bubble-wrapped items were pieces to a table.

"My husband started to unwrap one and said, 'This is strange, it looks like a liver,"' Ludivine Larmande told The Grand Rapids Press. "He started the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear."

The body parts - which are preserved - were for medical research, police say.

Holy crap! What's for dessert?...

Thursday, March 01, 2007

March Already!

Here we are in March. Christ how time flies huh. 9 months time and it'll be Christmas again! My main priority at the moment is to pay off all the bloody bills from last Christmas. Slowly but surely I'm chipping away at 'em.
Merry Marchmas!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Should Be Asleep...

Yeah,I should be fast asleep,but I 'aint and that's the way it is.
I'm going for another jam tomorrow. This time with a seasoned muso. Someone that can play the field,so to speak...should be fun hopefully. If it 'aint,you'll know.
Anyways,I guess I should be asleep,but I just 'aint tired even though I am,if ya know wot I mean?!...

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Day Off!?


I haven't really had too much to say or write about this week as I've been too bloody busy working.
The roster I'm on at the moment sux big time. 3 days on,1 day off. 4 days on,1 day off etc. so when I get home all I wanna do is chill.
On my 1 day off today I had no choice but to mow the lawn,otherwise it be a jungle and take me a week to do it. So that was my big,relaxing "1 day off"...And it was bloody hot.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Waking Up Tired

I need a holiday bad man. Problem is that I've gotta wait 'til December. And then I'm going overseas to Japan for 1 month. My wife and kids will leave in October which gives me 2 months all to myself. Shit! I'm gonna have to do all those things that single blokes do again,like cooking and washing up after myself.
Tomorrow is my last day at work before I have a break of only 1 damn day. Shit this roster sux big time. Anyways the day off will be very muchly appreciated.
Cheers...

Friday, February 16, 2007

Downloading YouTube Video's-HELP!

Does anyone have any idea how to download YouTube videos?
I've tried "greasemonkey" and "video downloader" but I can only convert the first 10 seconds of the file that I've extracted. I've heard that YouTube have changed the coding so we can't download but surely someone out there has to have cracked this!
Help meee. I've found so many videos that I thought I would never see again but I don't have any way to get a copy of them. And screw 'em if they think I'll pay for it when they are all uploaded for nothing and are there to be seen by us in the public internet highway.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Wake Up & Smell The Roses

So Valentine's Day is all over for another year. Hope everyone got their end in at the end of the night. If not hope ya had a lovely,loving day...for commercial reasons.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentines Day Baby

Now this is beautiful.
"I would die for you",as Prince sang.
For 5000+ years these guys have lain buried in an eternal embrace until one of US came along and decided that they would make a great monument to LOVE.
Let 'em be. Let love rule. Let sleeping lovers lie.
I have a strange feeling that if this couple are disturbed,there will be a price to pay...
Happy Valentines Yuko.

Monday, February 12, 2007

THE Van Halen

They're Back (for now)


Mmmm. How long will this last and can they keep it together long enough before they kill themselves. And one more thing,Eddie's son is playing Bass instead of Michael Anthony. I know it's in his blood but I dunno.
Anyway's we'll see,and time will tell...

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Wall Of Hair!

What the! Phil Spector pioneered the "wall of sound" with groups like The Ronettes & even The Beatles. But these days he's more (in)famous for the death of Lana Clarkson.
But man. What the hell is it with that hair!?
Oh those kooky rich & famous people.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Dream On


Two beautiful examples of what can be achieved with two hands and a piece of wood.
The 1960 Les Paul is worth 100's of thousands of $ and is one of the worlds most sought after guitars. It makes me drool just looking at it.
The Carrodus violin made in 1743 is worth a cool $10 million smackers!
One day...

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Wasted Time

What a complete let down that jam was.
I don't know what I'm more pissed off at. The headache that called itself a guitarist/singer or the fact that me and the Bass guitarist were actually auditioning! What happened to "just having a jam"? What a fucking insult.
And to think we actually played "Summer Of '69"!!! It will not be spoken of again.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Pre-Jam

Tomorrow night I'm going for my first bash/play/jam/whatever you wanna call it in 6+ years!
Incredible 'aint it? Well maybe not to you,but to me it's a big deal. My life before marriage and kids revolved around music 24/7. So anyways to be going to play again is a big deal for me.
Will get back to you tomorrow...

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Trains Everywhere!-for Kai...

Here is the train that Kai(my eldest son)wanted me to post.
Enjoy mate...

EVIL-'aint We All?


So what do you see huh?
If you're the good fairy,you'll see "GOOD".
If you're the bad anti-christ,you'll see-"EVIL".
Black & White,Good & Bad,Yin & Yang,Gene Simmons & Ace Frehley etc. you get the idea...

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Rock On...

What albums do you thnk should be included in the "Top 10" albums that you would like to be stuck on a deserted island with...
Mine are...(1)Frank Zappa-You Are What You Is (2)KISS-Dressed To Kill (3)Pink Floyd-The Wall (4)T.Rex-The Slider (5)Ted Nugent- Ted Nugent (6)The Faces-A Nod's As Good As A Wink... (7)Skyhooks-Ego Is Not A Dirty Word (8)Van Halen-Van Halen (9)Iron Maiden-The Number Of The Beast (10)Badlands-Badlands
These aren't in any order,but they are what they is!
If you've never heard any of these albums,then go out grab one and rock on...

Friday, February 02, 2007

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Faces - Stay With Me

Patience My Arse!

People piss me off sometimes. If I don't like you,I don't like you! Get out of my space and go annoy someone else with your bullshit 'cause I just don't have the time and energy to be bothered with you.
But there are some knuckleheads that you just can't help running into or having to deal with on a day to day basis,like work for example. In an ideal world we'd love everybody and we'd all be beautiful people who understood each other. But the truth is far more complicated and removed from that,so it has no merit in reality(sorry John Lennon).
We fight,and fight,fight and fight and fight.Fight and fight.Fight,fight,fight - yes it really is an "Itchy & Scratchy World"...

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Windoze-All Smoke & Mirrors


So the flood Gates have been opened and all but the chosen few of 'us' will drown in a sea of Vista.
Once again McDonaldsoft has come up with a "totally original idea" and OS and will conquer the world and...
And then there was Jobsi Wan Kenobi. Do not stray to the Dark Side people. Here is where it all began. The truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

*And our Apples have no worms.*

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

'Dragon' & The NZ Invasion

Dragon are one of my favourite bands, They're pictured here with Molly Meldrum who through Countdown helped a lot of bands get exposure.
New Zealand exported a heap of great bands that went on to bigger and better things. Check out this site for an example.
Marc Hunter,Dragon's vocalist had one of the best voices in rock history. He lived the lifestyle and died as a consequence of it. But in his own words "I believe it doesn't really matter when or where you die, but how you live your life. If somebody diagnoses you with cancer and tells you they are going to cut open your jaw and take out a tumor, you would panic unless you had something to sustain you. But my time with the Qi masters gave me a tap on the shoulder and reminded me we are spiritual beings."
R.I.P. Marc 7/9/1953 - 17/7/1998. He was only 44.
If you've never heard Dragon...do yourself a favour and check them out.

I Smell Blood!

When I was a kid,I wanted to be a vampire. I wasn't too wrapped in the blood sucking part of it. But the fact that you got to live forever,were all powerful,answered to no one(except maybe Lucifer)had nil to be afraid of but dudes named Van Helsing and others who had a cross to bear made this one hell of a cool lifestyle(no pun intended)to me.
I also(and I tell this to the psyche patients at work which always goes over well)had a book which had the recipe to cook up an ointment to smear over you on a full moon,no less,which would shape shift you into a werewolf. I shit you not! Somewhere along the line,I lost this book,but I do faintly remember part of the 'recipe' included "baby's fat". Oh those crazy hairy guys!
Anyway's,if anyone comes across this book,please let me know where I can get a copy for old times sake huh?...I'm slowly going bald.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Searching Lost "Christensen" Clan


We all have skeletons in the closet. Secrets that aren't spoken of in the family about certain situations,events,happenings,life styles-you get the picture.
All families are strange in their own odd little way and deal with their issues in their own ways.
2 years ago,my Uncle committed suicide. Connected a hose to his exhaust,fed it into his car,wound the window up,left the engine running and drifted off into an eternal sleep.
He did this in America where he was living after remarrying a woman no one back here had met and only his children and my grandparents had seen(my grandparents had only seen photos I think).
I'd always seen my Uncle as this cool giant of a guy who had it all. A beautiful wife(my Aunty),he drove a motorbike,had mates who were in the know,played great music(Cheap Trick,Queen etc.)and saw Led Zepplin in concert.
Thanx to the internet,my Aunty left him for another guy she met online.Why,I have no idea. If they were having problems,no one said anything.
I met my Uncle after not seeing him for 12 years after my grandparents passed away within quick succession of each other. We patched up our differences(I like to think)said our goodbyes and parted company for the last time.
One Friday night not long after I got a drunken call(it's how he/we handle things)from my father about his death,but no one knew what the exact circumstances were.
Which brings me here;I still have no idea & would love to get in touch with any family out there who can help me. Erin,Luke,Ryan or Joanne Christensen,anyone. Contact me through these pages.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

A Day At Home



So we missed out on seeing the fireworks at the end of the Australia Day concert we went to last night 'cause my wife was sick 30 minutes before they were due to start. I decided it was better if we went home in case she got any worse(which she didn't). Better safe than sorry. Still everyone had a great night. Kai got to see his best mate,the kids went on a few rides. We listened to music(Jenny Morris and James Reyne-the former average the latter great)drank some rum(Bundaberg since it was Australia Day of course)and relaxed.
We did get to see the fireworks when we got home though 'cause you can see them from our front verandah,just not all of it.
Today is chill-out day. Relaxation.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Scarlett Johansson


If we were back in the 1940-50's,when the silver screen was really kicking along,I reckon that Scarlett Johansson would be up there with the best. Lauren Bacall,Audrey Hepburn etc. Beautiful...she's a schoolboys wet dream man. And mine. The only problem is,I don't really think that she's made her mark on film yet. She's yet to find her niche.
But goddamn she's hot!

Happy Australia Day

RESPECT. That one word sums up everything. Look it up in a dictionary if you don't understand it. If you're invited into someone's house,you use your manners. You don't piss on their floor do ya? So treat this country as if it were someone else's or better still,your own. Remember you were invited here;and if you happen to have been born here you've no excuse for treating your country as a toilet.
USE YOUR MANNERS!
Respect your country & you'll respect yourself. Think about it for a minute will ya...
Have a good day! Think of me,it's a public holiday and I'll be one of the few who'll be working,keeping the wheels turning.
We love football,meat pies,kangaroos and Holden cars...

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Is More Always Better?



Sometimes,yeah. More is better. But...
Anyways I'm after a new effect pedal board to replace my trusty old used and abused BOSS ME-5 board. It still kicks along and has never failed me,though it's showing it's age now pretty seriously. It must be nearly 20 years old by now,and technology has kicked it's arse hardcore.
I think I'll go with the top model(G7.1). We'll see what happens in 5 days time.
These 2 models pictured were only available to the rich & famous guitarists not all that long ago and were custom made. Now anyone can have one. And so do I!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Rock On!

What a cool picture. Whoever doctored this deserves praise.
RIP ol' Pope JP. I'm not religious by any stretch of the imagination,it doesn't speak for me, but this pic says it all.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Live Evil


It's comforting to know another twisted and tortured soul has been de-commissioned. Though it's all too late for his victims. How's the saying go...death comes on swift wings and in many guises. Or something like that.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Fly The Flag-Proud Aussie!



Ken West should be ashamed to show his face in public. Not just him,but any neanderthal that chooses to use any event that brings/unites the masses peacefully,and moulds it to his/their own sick and twisted ideal.
Basically-'Leave shit in the toilet where it belongs'.

Personally I prefer the flags at the top of the page.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The Devil Made Me Do It

Who can't relate to this. Whenever I'm around alcohol,somehow it always ends up being poured down my throat. Damn that demon drink.
Seriously everyone's got their vices and alcohol's mine. Many moons ago I used to literally drown myself in it,but having a family changed all that over night. The only time I'll drink now is if I don't have to work the next day and have nothing planned.
So since I have tomorrow off-I'm gonna get loose on the juice...

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Feed Me!

I love Gary Larson's humour. He hits the nail on the head every time.
I found this particular caption,if that's what you wanna call it,just after my 2nd. son was born. I've got a few of his books but I had never seen this one before and it spoke volumes to me while at the same time making me piss myself laughing.
His humour to me seems like a cross between MAD comics and Monty Python. It's very rare to find good American humour seeing that they have this inability to find fault with themselves which means they can't laugh at themselves.
If you can't laugh at yourself,then what's the point really...we're all flawed,why try to hide it?

Dr. Teeth

Now I know I need a new set of choppers,but there is no way in hell that I would be letting this bloke anywhere near me or my remaining good teeth.
Scary shit indeed huh.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

World Dice Mix-Up




World Dice where I got my latest piece from,made me the wrong item.
Though not to worry,'cause after sending off a couple of e-mails they have promised to make me what I originally wanted and let me keep the piece they sent originally. It helped that I could communicate with them in Japanese(their store's in Japan)via my wife.
I wanted the bottom piece,but they made me the top one.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

November Fire


Check out this site and get a really cool,original T-Shirt. They are all top quality shirts and prints,original designs,and best of all the prices will floor you. $16 for a shirt. Ya can't beat that man. I got the one above.

A Bird In The George W.

Say's it all don't it.

I don't wanna get all anti-war(even though I am)but after stumbling across this site I think it's something we should all be aware of. Don't get me wrong,I am totally 100% behind the poor bastards who are over there fighting Cowboy George's personal crusade.
2 wrongs don't make a right. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. All those little sayings come to life eventually...with great power comes great responsibility.
That's part of the reason I love skulls,they signify death BUT to me they remind me of how delicate life is. So grab a-hold and live each day as if it's your last.
Remember,every day above ground's a good one!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Kill 'em All!

Dirty lowlife scum who do shit like this do not/should not be walking among us. I don't care how old they are,circumstances they grew up in,whatever. They should be killed-slowly and painfully.
SCUM! This world is fucked up enough as it is,thank you Cowboy George W.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

BellyDonna-Happy Xmas.


Christmas 2006: A couple of horses asses. And sister golden hair.
A merry good time was had by all.As usual,it seemed to be over before it began.
To be continued again next Christmas.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Motherlode vs. Angry Snuff Puppet

Many moons ago now when I was a fledgling full time muso/guitarist,I played in a band called Motherlode who stole the drummer from Aiz Lynch's(formerly of Candy Harlots)new band Angry Snuff Puppet.
Laurie Marlow,formerly of Heaven,now with Black Label,played Bass.
Last night while trawling the endless seas of the web,I came across an individual who listed themselves as playing at one time with Angry Snuff Puppet.As I hadn't heard this band mentioned for a long time I decided to make contact and see who this person was.I thought it might be Aiz.But it turned out to be a guy named Dave from the original line-up.As far as I knew,there was only 1 line-up.But I guess you really do learn something new everyday.
Anyway's we made contact and it's gotten me thinking about tracking down other old acquantances...or maybe the past should be left as it is...the past.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

New Skull Ring!


SO...I finally got /found a new skull ring(1/2 jaw of course)that I am happy with.
Yeah,I'm a real picky bastard when it comes to something that I really want.Or maybe that should read,know what I want.
But this is the one.Just look at it will ya! Beautiful man.
Will post a pic on my finger when it arrives...

Storm In A Tea Cup!


Many moons ago, I remember my nanna taking/dragging me to see 'Storm Boy'. NOW,this movie came out the same time as 'Star Wars',and obviously I wanted to see the latter movie.But no,my nanna took me to see 'Storm Boy' and there was no other way or chance that she was gonna have it.
Now after going through the motions of being thoroughly pissed off,I quite liked the movie.I recognised the black dude(David Gulpilill)from another great movie called 'Walkabout'.
Now...he is basically rotting away.Do a google search on him and you'll be blown away.He should be (and is)a national treasure,but he is drinking himself to death.
How do you help someone who won't help themself?Very sad considering he has a family.F AMILY should be the catalyst for ANYTHING!
Wake up Dave. You're not alone mate...

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Losing Touch

So this is my fav'rite pic. Dali kicks arse man! Even when he 'aint drawing,he's photo's are still ahead of their time. A fooking genius mate! Beeyootiful..
Karl,at Moronosphere,has a lot of good intentions but falls short of the 'Skull Brotherhood'which was what his and my site were originally started for.I love skull's in all their forms.But GOOD skull rings on their own are very hard to come by.
As I've said before,I don't like(HATE)evil,weird looking skull rings.And when 'Deadringer'
finish making the 1/2 skull that we are all waiting on...Look out!
Don't believe you're own hype little /big man...savvy kemo sabay?

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Let There Be Mud!

These 2 hounds are my boys. JJ on the left,Kai on the right. They love mud,what more can I say. A picture says a thousand words. If it weren't so cold that day I would've taken them both out the back and hosed them off...they love that too.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

'Deadringer' 1/2 Skull Ring


This is Deadringer's 1/2 Skull they're working on at the moment.
Mark say's it'll be 6 months yet until Steve's ready to let his creation loose upon us all so until then we'll just have drool and wait. And God knows I hate waiting!
It's been a long time coming this creation and what I've seen so far will make the wait more than worth while. These guys are the masters of their craft.
More pics to follow.
Keep it real...

Well,Well,Well

So...Blogger has FINALLY gotten it's shit together! At last I can post pics. Yee-fuckin'-Haw!
I'll come back over to the dark side now that things are back to normal.